India’s National Defense Academy complains that it’s frequently\nharassed by a gang of no-good monkeys:<\/p>\n\n
\nIt says the langur monkeys are disrupting training exercises, attacking cadets,\nvandalising equipment and ripping up plants … Officials want the monkeys tranquillised,\nsterilised and released back into the wild … But the tender has angered forestry\nofficials who say the academy’s jungle location gives monkeys the right\nto roam. [Ananova<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n
They still give rifles to Indian army cadets, right? This problem could easily\nsolve itself with a little, ahem, target practice. If they get any static from\nforestry officials, the cadets can just claim the monkeys were found to be enemy combatants fighting for\nPakistan. Then instead of getting a rebuke, they’ll be honored with a ticker\ntape parade. And there you have another problem solved for the better with firearms.\nWhen will monkeys learn?<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
India’s National Defense Academy complains that it’s frequently harassed by a gang of no-good monkeys: It says the langur monkeys are disrupting training exercises, attacking cadets, vandalising equipment and ripping up plants … Officials want the monkeys tranquillised, sterilised and … Continue reading