{"id":1389,"date":"2005-04-20T16:51:11","date_gmt":"2005-04-20T21:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=1389"},"modified":"2005-04-27T20:26:47","modified_gmt":"2005-04-28T01:26:47","slug":"aishwarya_not_g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/20\/aishwarya_not_g\/","title":{"rendered":"Aish ain’t gettin’ Hitched"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/A>Vaporwarya Rai<\/A> is endlessly rumored to be in talks for this movie or that. Bond girl<\/A>, anyone?<\/P>\n

But one particular missed opportunity is quite funny: the director of the Will Smith romantic comedy Hitch<\/EM> says Rai was to play the college girlfriend<\/A>. And since Smith produced the film, he probably had a hand in it. Said the director:<\/P>\n

I want to see Aishwarya Rai because she was almost in my film… There was a time when she was going to play the college girlfriend, which was originally a much bigger part. I think we were all keen on she doing it. But we had a demanding schedule which she couldn’t work out. That was the hitch on Hitch<\/I>.<\/BLOCKQUOTE>\n

That’s the girlfriend with whom a Steve Urkel<\/A>-like, ’80s version of Will Smith makes all his early romantic blunders, like being too clingy too early and blurting ‘I love you.’ He later finds her making out with another guy in a parked car. ‘What did I do wrong?’ he repeats pathetically, slumping against the glass. The Other Guy takes pity on him: ‘You’re doin’ it right now!’<\/EM><\/P>\n

Wussy Will would’ve been an improvement over Two-Fisted Khan<\/A>.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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