{"id":1384,"date":"2005-04-19T14:09:20","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T19:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=1384"},"modified":"2005-04-19T20:09:14","modified_gmt":"2005-04-20T01:09:14","slug":"always_the_card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/19\/always_the_card\/","title":{"rendered":"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P><A href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/04\/19\/international\/worldspecial2\/19cnd-conclave.html?ex=1271563200&#038;en=f0758aabda8013b9&#038;ei=5090&#038;partner=rssuserland&#038;emc=rss\"><IMG style=\"WIDTH: 111px; HEIGHT: 112px\" alt=\"\" hspace=10 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/PopeBenedict.jpg\" align=right vspace=10 border=0><\/A><A href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/packages\/html\/international\/20050408_POPE_GRAPHIC\/\"><IMG alt=\"\" hspace=10 src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/CardinalDias.jpg\" align=right vspace=10 border=0><\/A>When <A href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/001290.html\">Dias<\/A> turns into nights&#8230; Ratz!&nbsp;Cardinal Ivan Dias, the Mumbai mandarin, is outpolled by <A href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/04\/19\/international\/worldspecial2\/19cnd-conclave.html?ex=1271563200&#038;en=f0758aabda8013b9&#038;ei=5090&#038;partner=rssuserland&#038;emc=rss\">the Frankish Pope<\/A>:<\/P>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was elected pope today, taking the name Benedict XVI, then telling a wildly cheering crowd from a balcony on St. Peter&#8217;s Basilica, &#8220;I entrust myself to your prayers.&#8221;<\/BLOCKQUOTE>\n<P><A href=\"http:\/\/us.rediff.com\/news\/2005\/apr\/19pope.htm\">Rediff<\/A> isn&#8217;t ready to bury the hatchet just yet:<\/P>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>He is known as &#8216;the Pope&#8217;s enforcer&#8217; due to his uncompromising conservatism&#8230; Ratzinger was head of&#8230; the church&#8217;s chief think-tank that has dominated discussions on sexual morality and birth control and prevented liberals from gaining ground.<\/BLOCKQUOTE>\n<P>Got that? An <EM>Indian<\/EM> publication&#8217;s chiding the Vatican for being too conservative.<\/P>\n<P>On balance, it&#8217;s a good thing that Dias didn&#8217;t prevail. The cardinals&#8217; traditional cry of &#8216;habemus papam,&#8217; or &#8216;we have a Pope,&#8217; might have been changed to &#8216;habemus <A href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=papad\">papad<\/A>,&#8217; or &#8216;we have a crispy pre-meal appetizer.&#8217;<\/P>\n<P>Here&#8217;s <A href=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/001290.html\">Ennis&#8217; post<\/A>&nbsp;on the blasphemous betting.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Dias turns into nights&#8230; Ratz!&nbsp;Cardinal Ivan Dias, the Mumbai mandarin, is outpolled by the Frankish Pope: Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was elected pope today, taking the name Benedict XVI, then telling a wildly cheering crowd from a balcony on St. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/19\/always_the_card\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}