{"id":1311,"date":"2005-04-06T03:10:16","date_gmt":"2005-04-06T08:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com?p=1311"},"modified":"2005-04-13T13:32:11","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T18:32:11","slug":"insure_your_ele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/06\/insure_your_ele\/","title":{"rendered":"Insure your elephant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alistjobs.com\/20050402newYorkLifeAd.mov\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sepiamutiny.com\/sepia\/archives\/newYorkLifeAd200x118.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"118\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"5\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\"><\/a>Spotted on last Saturday&rsquo;s episode of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.showbizindiatv.com\/\">Showbiz\nIndia<\/a>: New York Life urges\nyou to insure your elephant, lest your bastard spawn choose to abuse the living crap out\nof it.<\/p>\n\n<p>Here&rsquo;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alistjobs.com\/20050402newYorkLifeAd.mov\">Quicktime\nvideo of the advertisement (500 KB, 30 secs.)<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n<!--more-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spotted on last Saturday&rsquo;s episode of Showbiz India: New York Life urges you to insure your elephant, lest your bastard spawn choose to abuse the living crap out of it. Here&rsquo;s a Quicktime video of the advertisement (500 KB, 30 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/06\/insure_your_ele\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1311"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sepiamutiny.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}