Chinese premier Hu Jintao didn’t get anywhere near the cordial reception on his Washington visit that Manmohan Singh received last year. Hu’s on first but Singh’s on third, sucking face with Dubyita Applebaum. Chhi!
China | India |
Got a state lunch | Got a state dinner. Stayed for chai. |
Says Iran isn’t a threat | Joined U.S. in censuring Iran |
Sold Iran nuke tech | Will buy nuke tech from the U.S. |
Falun Gong heckler | One-Track Uncle |
Criticized by Dubya for human rights | Praised by Dubya for democracy |
Mistakenly called by the official title of Taiwan | Dubya finally stopped mixing it up with Indiana |
Bill Gates bought leader dinner | Bill Gates gave country two billion dollars |
Left with vague promises | Left with nuclear energy deal |
Ordered some more Boeings | Ordered half the world’s new airliners |
Stock index just hit 1,400 | Stock index just hit 12,000 |
Leads the world in executing the poor | Leads the world in poor execution |
Leader wore a suit | Leader wore a turban and a Nehru collar. Phataak! Dishoom! |