Friedman on ‘The Daily Show’

Tom Friedman of the NYT shills his new book on The Daily Show. He talks about his visit to ‘Bahn-galore’ and how the chairman of Infosys laid the smack down on lazy Americans.

Friedman’s big thesis is that Americans need to churn out more scientists and engineers, a good moonshot-like project would be energy independence from the Saudis, and wouldn’t it be nice if the President drove a hybrid car.

He’s a surprisingly fluid, comfortable public speaker with good message discipline: his opening schtick is lifted straight from his column and probably even from the book jacket. Conversely, Friedman has a line, ‘Have you ever met a 12-year-old who said, “I want to be an engineer?” ‘ Hello, ever met any desi American kids?

I’m not sure what he’s gesturing about here, but let’s hope it has nothing to do with threading.

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A whole boardroom full of brown contestants

What comes next was ENTIRELY expected if you think about it. From Rediff.com:

After the huge success of the reality show Indian Idol on Sony Entertainment Television, Freemantle Media, which conceived the programme, is set to tap the huge potential of the Indian market for reality shows.

Freemantle Media will host The Apprentice, one of its most popular shows in India. “We are planning to introduce The Apprentice later this year. The show will be telecast on the Star network,” says Gavin Wood, director of production, India Freemantle Media.

One of the most popular television reality series in the world today, The Apprentice will be conceived on the lines it is aired in different parts of the Asia, Europe and the United States.

Yes, yes. We will export cut-throat corporate world behavior to the third world now. I wonder if Laxmi Mittal will be the tycoon.

“India is a land of great creativity, talent and passion. The spark among the people is truly amazing,” says Wood.

“Although the television Industry in India is young, it is very professional and has high quality standards which is lacking in many other countries where the industry is much older than in India. The television sector with its wide reach will be a major driver of growth in the entertainment sector,” Wood explains.

What they don’t seem to understand is the potential trauma that rejected contestants could suffer in Indian society. Just imagine being fired, coming home and having to listen to your Indian mother point out the fact that the other people’s children haven’t been fired yet. Continue reading

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Desis on U.K. ‘Apprentice’

England’s magnificent Punjabi Boy alerts us to their home-brewed edition of “The Apprentice,” which features a pair of desi contestants. If you’re among the ladies who was turned off by our American Raj, check out the U.K. alternative:

Name: Raj
Age: 30
Qualifications: LLB Law (Hons).
Career: Internet entrepreneur, founder and managing director of an estate agency.
Hobbies: “I have no hobbies or interests – my total focus in on business.”
He says: “I’m an entrepreneur, not an angel.”

To quote Punjabi Boy, he’s a “complete dork.” Since American Raj is totally awesome, we win that round. But then our Raj’s awesomeness is easily trumped by the “feisty and sexy” Saira Khan:

Name: Saira
Age: 34
Qualifications: BA in Humanities, MA in Environmental Planning.
Career: Sales manager for an online recruitment company.
Facts: She runs marathons, loves diving, and speaks four Asian languages.
She says: “I hope that as an Asian woman I will give other Asian women the inspiration to go out there and do well in business.”

Indeed, it never fails: the British version of any television show is always better.

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Gotham Chopra explores spirituality on TV

Former Vice President Al Gore on Monday unveiled his long-awaited television venture, “Current,” which is described as “the first national network created by, for and with an 18-34 year-old audience.” Deepak Chopra’s son is prominently featured:

Among Current’s young on-air talent is Gotham Chopra (host of “Current Soul,” an exploration of spirituality from a young perspective), a former Channel One News anchor who has reported from around the world and interviewed leaders including Bill Clinton and the Dalai Lama, wrote three published works including the comic book Bulletproof Monk (serving as executive producer of the film adaptation), and was called one of the “most powerful and influential” South Asians worth watching by Newsweek. [PRNewswire/Yahoo!]

Twenty-somethings discussing and exploring spirituality? What, did a high-pitched screeching sound already have a prior commitment?

PRNewswire/Yahoo!: Al Gore and Joel Hyatt unveil Current…

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‘Apprentices’ battle lawsuit

Former “Apprentice” contestant Raj Bhakta has been sued by a company in Florida that hired him for $4,000 to host an event last December. They gave him half of the fee upfront, but Bhakta never showed up:

On the night of his scheduled appearance, however, Raj was a no-show. “I was sick and couldn’t go,” Raj explained. “I called them up and said, ‘I’m sorry, I can’t make it. I’m ill and I’m going to send back the money.’ I even offered to go back and show up for free another time for their time and troubles.” But for Vacations Only, the offer was apparently not enough. Even though Raj says his assistant returned the advance, Vacations Only claims they never received it. Now they want nearly $25,000 in damages. “I was amazed,” Raj admitted. “You know, I hadn’t gotten a phone call saying that they hadn’t gotten a check back and instead of getting a, ‘Hey, would you mind sending a check?’ I got, ‘Within 30 days you get sued!’ But we live in a litigious society.” [Celebrity Justice]

Bhakta hired fellow contestant and Florida-based attorney Bradford Cohen to represent him. You may remember Cohen as the guy who gave up an exemption, and was subsequently fired during the early weeks of season two. You may remember Bhakta as the guy who got fired for just being way too awesome.

Celebrity Justice: ‘Apprentices’ united: Bradford to represent Raj
Previous posts: A Brown Apprentice??, Life after being “Fired!” and ‘Apprentice’ Raj returns with a vengeance

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Evangelical ghazals

Afternoon TV is so funky sometimes. Today, the Christian channel was not showing a silver-haired white guy with expansive hand gestures, clad in a shiny double-breasted suit. Instead, it was showing a desi couple, the guy with those huge uncle glasses, singing a ghazal in Hindi, interleaved with clips of folk dancing.

The ghazal sounded completely traditional, but instead of being about love, melancholy or a Hindu / Muslim / Sikh God, it was about Jesus and Mary. ‘Prabhu,’ which usually refers to a Hindu or Sikh God, meant Jesus in this song, ‘Yehuda’ was Judas and ‘Yeshu’ was God. The song, broadcast by the South Asian Gospel Broadcasting Network (who knew?), was subtitled so New Yorkers could groove along. Talk about using the tools of the masters — this concoction merges the ghazal (which originated in Islam), Indian folk dancing and American-style televangelism.

Pardon my parochialness, but I’ve never seen this before. Fusion? Talvin and Karsh got nothin’ on the church. Similarly, I’ve always been fascinated by how omnivorously religious many Hindus are. They practice it like metareligion where other ‘one-and-only’ deities are merely slotted into the pantheon. I often see Bollywood philms where a Hindu protagonist’s idea of the holy trinity is to pray at a temple, a church and a gurudwara all in the same day. And many Punjabi Hindus attend their local gurudwara instead of temple. I’d imagine it all drives hardcore monotheists crazy.

Watch the video: torrent (MPG, 38 MB). Free BitTorrent downloader required: Windows, Mac.

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Zakaria, Fareed Zakaria

Foreign policy mandarin Fareed Zakaria has launched a new weekly show called Foreign Exchange on PBS stations nationwide (via SAJA). It’s odd to see the omnipresent guest turn host, even stranger to hear someone with a prep school, Anglicized Bombay accent hosting an American TV show. But, as always, neocons and Zakaria fans (I count myself among the latter) will wet themselves.

Watch the trailer. Here’s the show’s official site and bios of the Zakaria brothers.

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Foreign Exchange with Fareed Zakaria: in Chicago on WTTW; in San Francisco on KQED; in Washington, DC on WHUT; in Seattle on KCTS; in Tampa on WUSF; in Denver on KRMA; in Oregon on OPB; in Kansas City on KCPT; in Salt Lake City on KUED; and others; check TV listings.

Aasif Mandvi on tonight’s “Law & Order”

Actor Aasif Mandvi plays the role of irrational Judge Patel on tonight’s episode of “Law & Order: Trial by Jury”:

Assistant District Attorneys Kibre (Bebe Neuwirth) and Gaffney (Amy Carlson) prosecute a young nanny Katie (guest star Elizabeth Moss) who is accused of murder for shaking an infant and bashing in her head — but they run into a stone wall when the presiding Judge Patel (guest star Aasif Mandvi) intentionally blocks every move they make. After Kibre rejects Gaffney’s desperate offer to resign to blunt the judge’s irrational ire, they discover the tough defense attorney has coached his client well and intends to point the finger of murder elsewhere. [NBC]

Some argue that placing the word “irrational” before “Patel” is redundant. I must disagree, and for no good reason. Continue reading

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