bollywood acts up

manish is usually the “culture-vulture” mutineer, but i HAVE to bring this article to your attention. In a matter of days, “Phir Milenge”, starring Salman Khan, Shilpa Shetty and Abhishek Bachchan will be released. PM is the very first bollywood phil-im to address AIDS/HIV:

The movie, directed by former actress Revathy , tells the story of a 26-year-old advertising professional Tamanna (Shilpa). At a school reunion, she meets Rohit (Salman), on whom she had a crush in school days. They spend time together, fall in love and have sex, then part, promising to meet again.
…Revathy says that her main objective in making Phir Milenge was to remove the stigma of this disease and spread its awareness among people. The film is being supported by UNAIDS.
According to the estimates, there are currently 43 million people with HIV/AIDS in the world, with five million new cases being added every year. India, with 5.1 million HIV/AIDS cases, has the second highest incidence of the disease in the world after South Africa.

aside: i feel crazy for admitting this, but i was utterly shocked when i read that first paragraph about how shilpa shetty is going to hook up with salman khan before they “part”. considering the gravity of the subject matter, i want to flog myself for getting hung up on that, but i just don’t associate sexuality with mumbai’s fine filmy products (which i’ve seen all of SEVEN of). based on my almost total-ignorance of the genre, i’m guessing they won’t show it, and my astonishment was for naught. perhaps one of you bolly-philes can edify me as to the chances of fornication on celluloid. 😉

my WHAT is cute??

eight london hospitals are outsourcing transcription to india, with comical, yet potentially worrisome results:

London, Aug. 19: Yet another fault has been found by British unions with the quality of outsourcing to India but this time perhaps with some justification.
Medical letters are being transcribed by secretaries in India but potentially life-threatening errors are creeping in because of insufficient knowledge of either the English language or of complicated terms, it was claimed yesterday.
It is also possible that the use of computer spell checkers is leading to some words being replaced by unlikely ones. In one example, the drug “Lansoprazole”, used to treat stomach ulcers, was transcribed as the popular holiday resort “Lanzarote”.
In another case, “phlebitis (vein inflammation) left leg” was changed to “flea bite his left leg”. And a “below knee amputation” was transcribed as “baloney amputation”. One note referred to a patient’s “cute angina” instead of “acute angina”. “Euston station tube malfunction” should have read “Eustachian tube malfunction”.

personally? i think most politicians should have their “baloney” amputated, but that’s just me. 😀

from The Telegraph.

it’s not just the brown they’re keeping down…UPDATED!

well if they’re going to deny a KENNEDY, no wonder i always get harassed; apparently, even being political royalty doesn’t spare you from the idiocy of the TSA’s futile attempts to protect us from…uh…senior Senators from the North-East.

Sen. Edward “Ted” Kennedy, (D-MA) was stopped at right coast airports five times in march because his name appeared on a no-fly list. though his staff called to have the problem corrected, the Senator continued to be stopped until Homeland Security wreck-retary Tom Ridge intervened and apologized.

the washington post has more, and you should read it, please:

Federal air security officials said the initial error that led to scrutiny of the Massachusetts Democrat should not have happened even though they recognize that the no-fly list is imperfect. But privately they acknowledged being embarrassed that it took the senator and his staff more than three weeks to get his name removed.
…Kennedy’s description yesterday of his air-travel troubles — mentioned during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on the 9/11 commission’s recommendations — renewed questions about the quality and effectiveness of the no-fly list. The list was established by security, intelligence and law enforcement agencies after the 2001 terrorist attacks. Critics said the senator’s experience served as the latest example of how a system designed to improve security is instead targeting innocent travelers.
The government does not make public the names or the total number of people on the list, which officials say is constantly updated. According to FBI documents obtained by the American Civil Liberties Union under a Freedom of Information Act request, more than 350 Americans have been delayed or denied boarding since the list’s inception. The list has not led to any arrests, officials said.

350 americans delayed, zero arrests. oh yeah, THAT’S telesis. Continue reading

low-key? more like low, for keyes.

alan keyes just got on my last nerve. The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that two days ago, the carpetbagging hypocrite from the great state of maryland called women who get abortions and the doctors who provide them…”terrorists”. now i don’t care where you stand on this excruciatingly personal issue, you just don’t go there.

when the wrong-reverend jerry falwell blamed sept. 11 on “the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians” just days after the horrifying attacks of 2001, the white house reprimanded him and he apologized a few days later. i’d hope for a similar outcome now, but i’m not holding my breath.

to suggest that there is some similarity between someone in al-qaeda who plots the murder of innocent americans and an american woman who requests an abortion from a doctor who will provide one is disgusting. no matter where one stands on this litmus-test of an issue…i really think that anyone with half a brain would find the would-be senator’s comments deplorable.

The remarks came as Keyes was explaining why three months ago he said that the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were a “warning” from God to “wake up” and stop “the evil” of abortion.

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well, we were all pre-med when we *started* college…

from the Toronto Star, an article that discusses canada’s medical status quo– apparently they don’t have enough doctors.

this made me choke on my chardonnay. not enough doctors? there are one billion indians walking the earth! :p how is ANYONE lacking doctors?

is dr. sunil patel (who is quoted below) the only brown person in canada? 😉 no, that can’t be. CANADA has TEN brown legislators! so where are all the doctors? and more pressing than that, what on earth do canadian uncles and aunties brag about at parties if their kids aren’t in med school? anyone? buehler??

Canada needs to invest $1 billion over the next five years to reverse its serious shortage of doctors and ensure there will be enough health-care providers in future to reduce long waiting lists plaguing hospitals, the Canadian Medical Association says.
The association wants Ottawa to create a national health human resources reinvestment fund, which would plan for future personnel needs and “help end the health human resources boom-and-bust planning cycle,” outgoing president Dr. Sunil Patel told a news conference at the annual meeting in Toronto yesterday.

what the world needs now

a Gandhi for our generation? this article has more:

Mahatma Gandhi’s grandson, Arun Gandhi, is to kick off an unarmed Palestinian movement against Israeli occupation which is being launched by a group of social and political activists in Ramallah.
Gandhi, head of the MK Gandhi Institute for non-violence in the US, will be the star attraction at three mass rallies planned in Ramallah, Abu Dis and Bethlehem on August 26.
The campaign is being organised by a group of Palestinian social and political activists in Ramallah, who have joined hands with anti-fence activists, NGOs, and Fatah activists headed by minister without portfolio and Fatah member Kadura Fares in the wake of the International Court of Justice’s ruling condemning the construction of the West Bank barrier by Israel.

Harold and Kumar go to Washington DC

sorry vinod and abhi, but rather than end the “DRUM”/patchouli/”harold and kumar” debate on poor maria’s ass (because no ass deserves such responsibility or hardship), i say we send the cast and crew of the stoner movie that “couldn’t” to the following:

A Different Kind of Dude Fest: August 20-22. Washington, DC
This is not “just” a fest. It’s a space for men to take stock of their internalized sexism and to discuss strategies for change, for ways we can divest of patriarchy and be responsible feminist allies. To that extent, there will be:
(1)A website/zine/reading group project to foster discussion and self-reflection before and after the fest.
(2)Workshops and discussion spaces to explore issues of privilege, sexism and patriarchy, and to learn from non-gender privileged perspectives.
(3)Two nights of shows with amazing, pro-woman, pro-queer bands, many of which are involved in organizing the fest, where we can start following through with our obligation to not take gender dynamics for granted, and to forge new visions of collective liberation. And we may even have a little fun. Come!

for those of you who are utterly perplexed by this post, i implore you to go read the comments after this SM entry. it will all make sense then, dear ones.

now if you’ll kindly excuse me, i have to go berate my bf for not sympathizing with my vaginally-centered plight. he is obviously a privileged, sexist, patriarchal jerk who has not divested himself of the horrific issues that “harold” and “kumar” also suffer from….he is complicit! all of the other mutineers are! stop objectifying! patchouli for all!

“sanju” is pissed, y’all

and he’s not “aboot” to take it! from the TOI:

MUMBAI: Bollywood actor Sanjay Dutt says he would sue for defamation a Canadian paper that has labelled him a terrorist.
Calgary Herald , a leading daily in Canada, has allegedly branded Sanjay Dutt a terrorist from India and wondered about the wisdom of allowing such elements into the country.
“It was a long half-page article ripping my reputation into bits. I’ve never been more hurt in my life,” Sanjay Dutt said from Los Angeles sounding acutely upset. He left Calgary where he was shooting for Anubhav Sinha’s Dus.

i have no idea what he may or may not be guilty of with regards to terrorism, but i DO know he is, without a shadow of a doubt, guilty of terrible highlights and horrible facial hair. click the TOI link for his pic, you’ll see.

in memory…

my happiness over india-pendence day diminished after reading salon:

Aug. 15, 2004 | NEW DELHI (AP) — A bomb exploded during an Independence Day parade in India’s remote northeast on Sunday, killing at least 15 people, officials said, just an hour after Prime Minister Manmohan Singh pledged to fight terrorism. The outlawed United Liberation Front of Asom was suspected of being behind the attack in Assam state and a second one later in the area, said Assam Inspector General of Police Khagen Sharma.
Dilip Saikia, a local lawmaker, said 15 people were killed in the powerful blast in the grounds of a local college in Dhemaji, where the parade was being held. Most of the dead were school children, who had come to see the parade, Saikia told The Associated Press over telephone from Dhemaji. The remote town is 1,015 miles northeast of New Delhi.

57 years later…we may be free of the brits, but we are still enslaved by hate, terror and violence. sigh.

Sepia Mutiny loves Bhangra

i know the rest of you blase brown are probably so over it you’re ready to be in to it again, but because i didn’t play or hear Punjabi MC’s “beware of the boys” 1000 times over the last few years, i still get excited whenever i hear it in some unexpected place. like right before they do “the numbers” on marketplace. i just heard the unmistakable joint an hour ago, and i thought i was hallucinating, so i went to their website. there, i was delighted to find that they list all the songs used during each program…et voila:

Most Recent Listings 8/12/04

Beware of the Boys – Panjabi MC

The Shy Retirer – Arab Strap

Sun is Shining – DJ Krush

One Big Love – Patty Griffin

Thank You – Dido

Arab Strap? i also saw Belle and Sebastian listed, and i confirmed that on June 24 of this year, they had indeed played my beloved Pixies. someone at marketplace has hot taste in music. 🙂