and now, for a REAL pageant winner

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anyone catch the miss america pageant this weekend?

Miss Alabama Deidre Downs, an aspiring doctor who put off medical school to compete for the Miss America crown, won it Saturday night.

but…

…Miss North Carolina Kristin Elrod was second runner-up, followed by Miss Arkansas Lacy Fleming and Miss California Veena Goel.

this wasn’t Goel ‘s first attempt at the crown; the UCLA grad/Pi Beta Phi Alumna was a runner-up in the 2001 and 2003 miss california pageants as well. if at first you don’t succeed…

this year, Goel got some press as part of the national pageant:

In a preliminary competition earlier this week, Miss California, Veena Goel, won the talent section for a jazz dance routine and told reporters she had been dancing since age 3.

she also commented on this year’s swimwear “controversy”:

Goel, 22, defended the swimsuits, saying they were intended to show that contestants were physically fit, not just thin, echoing the official line of the organizers.

not just thin? interestingly enough, Goel’s “platform” was eating disorders; the issue is a personal one, since she suffered from anorexia in the past.

via HT and Salon.

the youths! they are having the SEX!

according to a report on “Population and Development” from India’s Ministry of Health and Family Welfare, indian adolescents are having sex. often. without birth control.

wait–which indian kids are they talking about? surely not MY virginal cousins who’ve been shoved spitefully in my face for my entire life as paradigms of modest perfection. i kid. okay, i don’t. bitter! party of one!

my shock and scorn aside, i present most of the brief article below:

In the chapter on Adolescent Reproductive Health and Development, the report says: “Sexual relations among adolescents tend to start early, involve multiple partners and often are casual. They are also characterized by lack of contraception or condom use, and occasionally involve coercion and non-consensual experiences.”
The report further says that misconceptions aside, a large number of teenagers don’t even know the correct way of using a condom. “Young people between the ages of 10 and 25 years make up for 50 per cent of new HIV infections,” it concludes chillingly.
Only 59 per cent adolescents know about condoms and 49 per cent about contraceptive pills, the report says. “Instead of asking adolescents not to have sex, we have to give them information on how to protect themselves,” says Anjali Gopalan, director, Naz Foundation India. “Children are not stupid, they will protect themselves if they know how.”

and to think, vinod and i posted within minutes of each other…if young people in india are behaving this way, it’s quite possible that “India is already in first place”. sigh.

file under: “duh.”

going to graduate school in DC with a bunch of students FROM india destroyed most of my preconceived notions about the motherland. this article put them right back 😉 :

Most Indian men expect their wives to be virgins before marriage and would refuse to wed a woman who admits to having had premarital sex, said an opinion poll in a weekly news magazine on Saturday.
About 72 per cent of 2,499 men surveyed in 11 Indian cities expected their wives to be virgins before marriage, the poll published in the latest edition of India Today magazine said.
An overwhelming 77 per cent of those surveyed in the country, known for its sexually conservative culture, said they would reject women who admitted to having had premarital sex.

my favourite line of the article:

…According to the magazine, “Virginity continues to be confused with chastity (by the Indian male).”

my least favourite line in the article:

In what could set alarm bells ringing for AIDS prevention groups, only 38 per cent of men felt condoms were “a must use” while 24 per cent said, they “spoiled” sexual pleasure.

i think people are lying about whether they want to do Ash:

Six per cent of the men voted former Miss World and Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai their fantasy woman while 16 per cent idolised acquaintances and others.

like they’d turn down someone in a victoria’s secret runway outfit. pshaw:

Fifty-four per cent of respondents said their favourite attire for women was the traditional Indian dress, the sari, with 38 per cent voting for the salwar-kameez or long shirt and pyjamas. Just eight per cent voted for Western attire -bikinis, skirts and trousers.

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singh > kaur

i’ve often stated (usually for no obvious reason) that little boys in patkas are the most adorable thing ever…but little girls in pigtails are precious too. or are they?

New Delhi, Sep 12.(PTI): The Sikh community has the lowest sex ratio of 893 females per 1000 males well below the national average of 933.
…As regards the disparity of the absolute and relative number of males and female population in the society, expressed in terms of sex ratio or number of females per thousand males, the Hindus recorded 931 and were slightly below the national average whereas sex ratio among Muslim was 936.

my only consolation after such sadness? “my” team is doing just fine:

The sex ratio among the Christian population grew handsomely from 994 in 1991 to 1009 in 2001, it said adding, for the Buddhist and the Jains, the sex ratio remained almost the same as 953 and 950 respectively.

obviously it’s the vegetarian diet

gujarat’s most literate citizens are Jains:

The largely business-oriented community, which has a population of around 5.25 lakh in Gujarat, has a staggering 87.08 per cent literacy. This is much above the total literacy figure of 58.86 per cent in the state.
Among the Jains, 88.59 per cent men and 85.52 per cent women are literate. In comparison, there is 58.16 per cent literacy among Hindus, 61.89 per cent among Muslims, 67.70 per cent among Christians, 74.27 per cent among Sikhs, 55.30 per cent among Buddhists and 61.04 per cent among other faiths

as for hindus, those pesky scheduled castes blew it for ya:

The literacy figure among Hindus is higher than only that of Buddhists, who are largely converts from Dalits. Literacy rate of Hindus is bogged down by the low level of literacy among Scheduled Tribes, who constitute nearly 15 per cent of the Hindu population in the state. For example, the figure in largely tribal Dahod district is barely 36 per cent.

messing with the press is BAD p.r.

what on earth is wrong with our intelligence? this is disturbing, to type the least:

The US military in Afghanistan has apologised for detaining a BBC World Service reporter and interrogating him at its Bagram air base near Kabul. Kamal Sadat, an Afghan who also worked for Reuters, was taken from his home in eastern Afghanistan by US soldiers late on Wednesday.
…Mr Sadat is a well-known reporter in Afghanistan for the BBC’s Pashto and Dari language services.
Based in the province of Khost near the Afghan-Pakistan border, he has worked for the corporation for almost two years.
…Speaking after his release, the reporter said he was never told where he was.
He said he was kept in a small, windowless cell, blindfolded most of the time and interrogated by an American official about his work.

if this is a “well-known” reporter, why are we behaving like this? oh, right. it’s because we probably don’t have any pashto or dari speakers paying attention to such figures. i’m no expert, (have a field day with that admission in comments, why don’t you) but that seems like poor “strategery”, to me.

if indeed that WAS the case, then honestly, is it THAT hard to ring up the beeb and ask, “yo, is this terrorist a reporter like he says he is? oh, word? all right-y then…our bad.”

it’s fine to be vigilant, but please, do your homework. breaking down someone’s door, displaying menacing behaviour towards their innocent family members and confiscating the tools of their trade…that’s a fine way to treat a journalist who works for the largest press-outfit of our most beleaguered “ally”.

arun and li-iz sittin’ in a tree…

liz hurley has a little naan in the tandoor (that sounds so much better when it’s “bun in the oven”, doesn’t it??) :

Hollywood bombshell Liz Hurley is expecting her second baby, with Indian boyfriend Arun Nayar, News of the World reported.
The model is expecting a sibling for her son Damian in February, it said.
Liz and Arun have been dating for 18 months following her split from Damian’s father Steve Bing.
A source close to Liz was quoted as saying: “Unlike Bing, Arun is happy at the thought of a new baby.”

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i think she’s anti-Bush

i hope the rest of you enjoyed your holiday weekend as much as i did. 🙂 i spent the latter part of today catching up on email and my bloglines feeds, where i found THIS:

The New York Times ran a story today about how the city’s luxury strip clubs have been sitting empty all week. This is a bit baffling, honestly. At one club, at least, tonight, a barback instructed a waitress to keep at hand a good supply of speared olives and lemons “for when 50,000 Republicans show up.” In the dressing room, meanwhile, the dancers popped speed-like pills in preparation for a long night…
…Yesterday I saw a youngish Republican point to the sparkly dot on the forehead of the South Asian dancer gracing his lap. “What’s that?” he asked. “A bindi,” she answered matter-of-factly. “A what?” he asked. “A bindi.” They went back and forth in this way for some time before she said, with some hostility, “It’s my heritage.”
This sort of tension has been brewing for several days now. If the Republicans, buoyed by Bush’s nomination, get randy tomorrow night, it may boil over.

via the village voice’s “Hot Girls, Frisky Delegates: RNC Diary of a Strip-Club Waitress”

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indian food in the UK gets “real”

since most brown restaurants in britain are actually owned and operated by bangladeshis, an indian entrepreneur in coventry has decided that it would be novel to put the “indian” back in indian food. read on:

Ownership of ‘Indian’ restaurants by Bangladeshis in London is so widespread that many Asians of Indian origin remark that they should pay royalty to use the word ‘Indian’ in their businesses – because that is what brings customers in.
Several patrons also often complain that what is served in such restaurants as Indian food is a pale shadow of the real thing.
…Jo Matharoo, one of three brothers who are partners in the venture, said:…”Flamingo Bar and Grill will be the real thing.
“What many people don’t realise is that 50 percent of people in India are vegetarians so that is a market we intend to cater for strongly.”

American’s Next Top Model…could be BROWN?

mallu girls are hot.jpg BREAKING NEWS THAT PEOPLE WHO CRAVE SUBSTANCE WILL FIND ABSOLUTELY IRRELEVANT:

“america’s next top model”, the UPN reality show that has almost made erstwhile supermodel tyra banks relevant again, has, for the first time in the show’s history, a brown contestant in the mix.

Julie Ann Titus is 19 years old, pulchritudinous, and a whopping 5’10”. acccording to the official “america’s next top model” website, she “…wants to create a new image for Indian women.”

judging from the extended-commercial for the “ANTM” season premiere that i just saw, which featured soundbites from all 14 contestants, our girl is SASSY!

yes, i am well aware that editing often renders our perceptions of reality tv contestants meaningless, but if what i caught a glimpse of tonight is any indication of who Julie is, she has enough attitude to make vin diesel incontinent.

i applaud her poised confidence as well as her unyielding, “anti-drama” stance, and i look forward to wasting an hour each week cheering her on this fall. go on with your bad self, jules. 🙂 oh, and did i mention that she’s malayalee? and that this fact doesn’t make me biased towards her at all? 😉 Continue reading

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