When Kapila Met Abhi | Sepia Mutiny

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sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lolâ€¦r u that Abhi guy from Speia Mutiny

Abhi Mutineer: My sn would indicate so, but yes, I am “that Abhi guyâ€ from SEPia Mutiny

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: LOL u r funy. k, so I like asked a comment on ur blog but it got dleted

Abhi Mutineer: Could you be a bit more specific? About everything? We delete dozens of comments daily.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol my bad, I was asking u for help w/my assinment on space bc ur an asstronaght and shit. OH SHIT, i didnt mean to curse!!

Abhi Mutineer: Right, well as you may not have noticed, our comment policy specifically states that “Requests for celebrities’ contact info or homework assistance…may be deleted.”

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: i like how u have that dramatic pause wthe dotdotdot lol oh so thas y i got deleted. well do u mind if i jus ask u a few ?s

Abhi Mutineer: I’m more than willing to help, if I have time. Email me your questions and I’ll see what I can do, but I can’t promise anything.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: o ok can u like get it to me tonite?

Abhi Mutineer: Its 9pm.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: ya but its due tomorow

Abhi Mutineer: Well…that’s a bit short notice.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: welll u guyz deleted my comment!

Abhi Mutineer: When did you leave it?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: like a while ago…at 7.

Abhi Mutineer: 7pm TODAY?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: ya

Abhi Mutineer: May I ask what grade you are in or what class this is for?sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: LOL ima seniro in hs. its for my debate class.

Abhi Mutineer: Debate…several of our Mutineers did that in high school. What are you going to do next year?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol brown.

Abhi Mutineer: EXCUSE ME??

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: im goin to brown…o…u thot…ROTFLMAO

Abhi Mutineer: What can Brown do for us, indeed. Okay, well I don’t think I can help you, I’m pressed for time and I’d want to make sure I was giving you the best possible quotes or information, etc.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: well its just a 1-pger so if u have like 1 quote

Abhi Mutineer: About?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: LOL i forgot to even tell u? im such an idiot. k, theres this guy an eh paid like $20 billion dollaz to go in like, space. wat r ur thots on this curent event

Abhi Mutineer: My thoughts? I wish I was a rich nerd.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: k

Abhi Mutineer: Is that all?

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: ya. thx.

Abhi Mutineer: You’re welcome.

sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: lol

28 thoughts on “When Kapila Met Abhi”

Heheh. You said asstronaght. Heheheheh.

Novel, please.

my favorite one yet!

Abhi Mutineer: What can Brown do for us, indeed

Abhi Mutineer: Iâ€™m more than willing to help, if I have time. Email me your questions and Iâ€™ll see what I can do, but I canâ€™t promise anything. sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: o ok can u like get it to me tonite? Abhi Mutineer: Its 9pm.

This is so funny.

Convo #2 is still my fave, but what makes this one so great is the pop-up video style linkage.

hey, like wherE is me commEnt?

hey, like wherE is me commEnt?

over here

heheheh good stuff

So what is Abhi really doing in that picture?

I see some Tyvek, maybe? And/or sheetrock?

Or maybe I’m just projecting my own renovation hell onto everything else?

I dunno Coach, but I suspect it involves a maximum absorbency garment.

I dunno Coach, but I suspect it involves a maximum absorbency garment.

Abhi’s wearing a diaper.

Looks like he is grinding some spices in a made for space stone&pestle for a dinner party he is throwing.

So what is Abhi really doing in that picture?

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉

how ever did she get into brown??

Wow. What a thing to find after a long days work. 🙂 For the record, I am working on an experiment I proposed to test the effects of ferromagnetic fluids in a microgravity environment. This picture was taken inside the belly of the Vomit Comet over the Gulf of Mexico. But I do look kind of bunched around the waist in that shot as I am trying to keep from floating off. That was 5 years ago.

how ever did she get into brown??

She wrote a novelette. A full novel clearly deserves the H-bomb.

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉

Well, it’s either that or go back to sanding and priming window sashes. 🙂

I don’t get it, is not being able to spell a prerequisite for getting into the Ivy League? Hell, maybe that’s why Columbia rejected me.

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉 Well, it’s either that or go back to sanding and priming window sashes. 🙂

Or worse, going back and actually doing my job.

What Abhi didn’t tell you is that he’s actually HAD this conversation. Twice. Have mercy.

Hehe….

inside the belly of the Vomit Comet

Were you ok during your test or were you a part of the unlucky minority?

Yeah, I was wondering if the purpose of that receptacle is to house vomit. Which raises the ugly but necessary question: what exactly happens to vomit in a weightless environment?

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉

Yes. How about a Friday 55 nanofiction picture captioning contest. 🙂

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉

abhi: “ok, this kama sutra position feels pretty good, but i seem to be missing something? what could that be?”

Hey, I did Debate! My Freshman year of High School, but it was a club, not a class?

My eyes bled a little when I read this. Heartfelt sympathies to Abhi. Honestly, these kids these days 😉

Now will never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space.

“ferromagnetic fluids in a microgravity environment.”

Betcha can’t say that five times fast 😉

Nina P on April 9, 2007 at 11:26 am said:

Heheh. You said asstronaght. Heheheheh.

Novel, please.
yeti on April 9, 2007 at 11:35 am said:

my favorite one yet!
Ravneet on April 9, 2007 at 11:49 am said:

Abhi Mutineer: What can Brown do for us, indeed
chi_diva on April 9, 2007 at 12:15 pm said:

Abhi Mutineer: Iâ€™m more than willing to help, if I have time. Email me your questions and Iâ€™ll see what I can do, but I canâ€™t promise anything. sexxy5@biPrinc3ss: o ok can u like get it to me tonite? Abhi Mutineer: Its 9pm.

This is so funny.
tamasha on April 9, 2007 at 12:40 pm said:

Convo #2 is still my fave, but what makes this one so great is the pop-up video style linkage.
Jeet on April 9, 2007 at 1:43 pm said:

hey, like wherE is me commEnt?
vivek on April 9, 2007 at 2:16 pm said:

hey, like wherE is me commEnt?

over here
Mohinder_Suresh on April 9, 2007 at 3:27 pm said:

heheheh good stuff
coach diesel on April 9, 2007 at 3:34 pm said:

So what is Abhi really doing in that picture?

I see some Tyvek, maybe? And/or sheetrock?

Or maybe I’m just projecting my own renovation hell onto everything else?
Mr Kobayashi on April 9, 2007 at 3:44 pm said:

I dunno Coach, but I suspect it involves a maximum absorbency garment.
Shruti on April 9, 2007 at 4:45 pm said:

I dunno Coach, but I suspect it involves a maximum absorbency garment.

Abhi’s wearing a diaper.
voiceinthehead on April 9, 2007 at 5:10 pm said:

Looks like he is grinding some spices in a made for space stone&pestle for a dinner party he is throwing.
A N N A on April 9, 2007 at 7:14 pm said:

So what is Abhi really doing in that picture?

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉
DP on April 9, 2007 at 7:45 pm said:

how ever did she get into brown??
Abhi on April 9, 2007 at 7:47 pm said:

Wow. What a thing to find after a long days work. 🙂 For the record, I am working on an experiment I proposed to test the effects of ferromagnetic fluids in a microgravity environment. This picture was taken inside the belly of the Vomit Comet over the Gulf of Mexico. But I do look kind of bunched around the waist in that shot as I am trying to keep from floating off. That was 5 years ago.
DDiA on April 9, 2007 at 7:47 pm said:

how ever did she get into brown??

She wrote a novelette. A full novel clearly deserves the H-bomb.
coach diesel on April 9, 2007 at 7:50 pm said:

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉

Well, it’s either that or go back to sanding and priming window sashes. 🙂
Jaya on April 9, 2007 at 8:02 pm said:

I don’t get it, is not being able to spell a prerequisite for getting into the Ivy League? Hell, maybe that’s why Columbia rejected me.
Sriram on April 9, 2007 at 8:23 pm said:

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉 Well, it’s either that or go back to sanding and priming window sashes. 🙂

Or worse, going back and actually doing my job.
SM Intern on April 9, 2007 at 8:36 pm said:

What Abhi didn’t tell you is that he’s actually HAD this conversation. Twice. Have mercy.
Ravi the Hurler on April 9, 2007 at 8:57 pm said:

Hehe….

inside the belly of the Vomit Comet

Were you ok during your test or were you a part of the unlucky minority?
rah on April 9, 2007 at 9:30 pm said:

Yeah, I was wondering if the purpose of that receptacle is to house vomit. Which raises the ugly but necessary question: what exactly happens to vomit in a weightless environment?
voiceinthehead on April 9, 2007 at 9:51 pm said:

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉

Yes. How about a Friday 55 nanofiction picture captioning contest. 🙂
Manju on April 9, 2007 at 9:59 pm said:

You mutineers really love captioning random pictures, don’t you? 😉

abhi: “ok, this kama sutra position feels pretty good, but i seem to be missing something? what could that be?”
DP on April 9, 2007 at 10:06 pm said:

Hey, I did Debate! My Freshman year of High School, but it was a club, not a class?
Camille on April 9, 2007 at 10:44 pm said:

My eyes bled a little when I read this. Heartfelt sympathies to Abhi. Honestly, these kids these days 😉
Asha's Dad on April 10, 2007 at 3:22 pm said:

Now will never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space.
Anokha on April 10, 2007 at 9:51 pm said:

“ferromagnetic fluids in a microgravity environment.”

Betcha can’t say that five times fast 😉