American’s Next Top Model…could be BROWN?

mallu girls are hot.jpg BREAKING NEWS THAT PEOPLE WHO CRAVE SUBSTANCE WILL FIND ABSOLUTELY IRRELEVANT:

“america’s next top model”, the UPN reality show that has almost made erstwhile supermodel tyra banks relevant again, has, for the first time in the show’s history, a brown contestant in the mix.

Julie Ann Titus is 19 years old, pulchritudinous, and a whopping 5’10”. acccording to the official “america’s next top model” website, she “…wants to create a new image for Indian women.”

judging from the extended-commercial for the “ANTM” season premiere that i just saw, which featured soundbites from all 14 contestants, our girl is SASSY!

yes, i am well aware that editing often renders our perceptions of reality tv contestants meaningless, but if what i caught a glimpse of tonight is any indication of who Julie is, she has enough attitude to make vin diesel incontinent.

i applaud her poised confidence as well as her unyielding, “anti-drama” stance, and i look forward to wasting an hour each week cheering her on this fall. go on with your bad self, jules. 🙂 oh, and did i mention that she’s malayalee? and that this fact doesn’t make me biased towards her at all? 😉

56 thoughts on “American’s Next Top Model…could be BROWN?

  1. I dunno – everybody knows that being a model only lasts a little while. And the show was like a pageant competition – you don’t say you want to be Miss America b/c you love the lifestyle, you say you want to do it to bring about world peace and healthier body image!

  2. I love the comments people are posting, they crack me up. I especially love the comments about how “ugly” or not indian I look. You are all killing me so softly! If I’m so ugly, why is my desi ass all over national TV and none of the “pretty” ones are. And if there are so many BEAUTIFUL south asian… then I’m quite sure that they would be out there doing the same damn thing I am. I never said I didn’t want to be a model… I just stated that I had other aspirations than modelling knowing that modelling last maybe a few years. So kiss my ass for doing what I want to do and doing what I needed to do… I’m still cute! Don’t hate!!!!!!

  3. Is this really Julie Titus? if it is -you go girl! People may hate but you got national exposure. I wish you would have stayed on longer because I thought you brought a lot of humor and an interesting and different perspective to the show!

  4. What the fuck! where are al the rest of american next topmodel?! it’s the best programme ever and there is nothing to find about it!

  5. R T F A means

    read the fucking article.

    i suggest you do.

  6. i took a look at that pic of her and i can see her being 5’10” but she looks a lil curvy if you ask me and i think she needs to lose sum lbs

    i think the whole malu model thing is pretty awesome but i don’t think she should be the one to go on the show… i mean she seems to be a person with a lot of attitude and i think she’s trying 2 hard…

    Julie sweetie, i know u want to be the next super model and all but i think u shud start out posing for Abercrombie or Dolce and Gabbana OH EVEN BETTER you shud cover for FITNESS or SHAPE… before u hit national television