Let’s Arrange a Marriage, Shall We?

What the huck.JPG I recently posted about a man in Tamil Nadu named P. Selvakumar who was advised by his astrologer to marry a dog to atone for his past cruelty; when he was younger, he had stoned a pair of mating dogs and then hung them from a tree, to die. After his deplorable act, he apparently lost his hearing and became paralyzed.

If only he had been the son of a powerful politician in Amreeka. Then he would have blessed enough to get away with it, grow up and continue to display very disturbing behavior!

You see, once upon a time mutineers, in a state far, far away…okay, it was Arkansas, but still, there was a teen who was wicked. His name was David Huckabee and while he was leading a boy scout camp in 1998, he murdered a defenseless dog.

Do you see where I’m going with this? Of course you do, clever readers. Because while some of you impugned my decision to post about P. Selvakumar’s wedding to Selvi the canine as an “about-as-veiled-as-that-one-belly-dancer-at-Prince-Cafe” dig at Hinduism, most of you realized that what haunted me was how the whole thing occurred because two dogs had been stoned and then strung from a tree. I love dogs. I’ve had three, all of whom sadly are gone. Out of an overwhelming sense of loss, I now stop and pet every pup who will have me; that is how much I love dogs. They are fiercely loving, ever adoring, loyal, fuzzy angels with paws.

Once, when I was a senior in college and considerably angst-ridden (for very good reason), I put “Strangeways Here We Come” on my turntable, dropped the needle and then dropped myself down on the lush, odd red carpet we were infamous for having installed in our ENTIRE Home. It was time for some emotional bloodletting, though I didn’t have any Johnette nearby.

When Morrissey started keening, I went still, except for the unceasing crying, of course. A few songs in to the album, I was vaguely aware of a strange noise but I was too morose to move. My eyes were closed. I was despondent. I really didn’t care.

But my wolf-German shepherd hybrid did. He had broke through the once-sturdy patio screen door in his haste and worry to get to me. I opened my eyes because of the oddest sensation–a very concerned puppy was licking all the NaCl off my face. Torn between being utterly grossed out (it was my first pet!) and utterly in love with such love (it was my first pet!), I chose the latter and sat up, as my dog visibly relaxed at my not-being-dead.

That’s what kind of sweetness dogs contain.

And maybe, just perhaps, the dog that David Huckabee executed had licked away some other kid’s tears. Even if it hadn’t, I’m sure it would have been inclined to, if it hadn’t been hung from a tree and left to choke to death by the son of a Preacher man. Via Newsweek:

As Mike Huckabee gains in the polls, the former Arkansas governor is finding that his record in office is getting more scrutiny. One issue likely to get attention is his handling of a sensitive family matter: allegations that one of his sons was involved in the hanging of a stray dog at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. The incident led to the dismissal of David Huckabee, then 17, from his job as a counselor at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, Ark. It also prompted the local prosecuting attorney— bombarded with complaints generated by a national animal-rights group—to write a letter to the Arkansas state police seeking help investigating whether David and another teenager had violated state animal-cruelty laws.

That prosecutor had about the same chance the murdered dog did, not that such a fact is shocking.

The state police never granted the request, and no charges were ever filed. But John Bailey, then the director of Arkansas’s state police, tells NEWSWEEK that Governor Huckabee’s chief of staff and personal lawyer both leaned on him to write a letter officially denying the local prosecutor’s request. Bailey, a career officer who had been appointed chief by Huckabee’s Democratic predecessor, said he viewed the lawyer’s intervention as improper and terminated the conversation.

Wait– so why does India have the bad rep for “democracy which is all corrupt and isht”, again? America! Nepotism! Eff yeah!

Seven months later, he was called into Huckabee’s office and fired. “I’ve lost confidence in your ability to do your job,” Bailey says Huckabee told him. One reason Huckabee cited was “I couldn’t get you to help me with my son when I had that problem,” according to Bailey. “Without question, [Huckabee] was making a conscious attempt to keep the state police from investigating his son,” says I. C. Smith, the former FBI chief in Little Rock, who worked closely with Bailey and called him a “courageous” and “very solid” professional.
Huckabee called Bailey’s account “totally untrue” and described him as a “bitter” exemployee. “I asked him to resign because he had so alienated the entire state police,” he said. “It had nothing to do with my son.”

Come on, now Reverend. Heed those ten commandments. Thou shall not bear false witness, lest our Lord smite you! If only you were Catholic…then perhaps you would think of the legacy of St. Francis, who saw the divine in animals, including dogs.

Here’s a shocker:

David Huckabee did not respond to requests for comment.

People who harm defenseless animals are often disturbed and dangerous. Oh, look!

In April of this year, he was arrested—and paid a fine—when he forgot to remove a loaded gun from his carry-on luggage at Little Rock airport.

Why can’t politicians just own it? Enough with the excuses. And if you’re a minister, a man of faith, a man who should know better, how do you condone such behavior? How do you ruthlessly make it all go away and THEN walk in to church without it collapsing on you, as my Mother would ask?

His father told NEWSWEEK that his son did not engage in “intentional torture.” “There was a dog that apparently had mange and was absolutely, I guess, emaciated.” A campaign official says David “regrets” the incident and notes that he later made Eagle Scout.

Didn’t engage in INTENTIONAL torture? So tormenting a vulnerable creature is allowable if it is unintentional? If you’re hanging someone or something from a tree, in order to see them/it writhe in pain and then die, I’d consider that rather intentional. But wait! I forgot the dog’s appearance. Apparently since the animal was emaciated, it’s fine. Frankly, all of this is an insult to eagle scouts, who are the kindest of their kind.

So.

A few of you thought that the Selvakumar/Selvi alliance was an “elegant” bit of justice; I would agree, especially if by some miracle*, this man could be similarly “saved”. His father would appreciate that, right? Saved is good! Truth is good! NOT KILLING DOGS IS GOOD.

While most of the presidential candidates on either side of the aisle aren’t thrilling, there are a few who are extremely disturbing; children learn at home, and if this douche learned that it was okay to torture and murder from his family, then I want that family nowhere near me– I’m walking distance from the White House, after all.

*Hey, I’m Christian. I believe in tons o’ miracles, aight?

73 thoughts on “Let’s Arrange a Marriage, Shall We?

  1. rob- by your South Carolina definition of lynching, “Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person shall constitute the crime of lynching in the first degree and shall be a felony” – it seems that lynching is inflicted upon the body of another person, -ie, not a dog. So your definition does not justify using the term lynching in this case.

    Anna, how does this post have anything to do with anything brown? The nano-veil (man marries dog lead in) seems to be attempting to cover up a political (dis)-endorsement (i dont heart the huckabees).

  2. Being “half/half” and with a mail order license to marry, I would be happy to arrange a multi-religious (say Christian/Hindu) wedding between the younger Huckabee and pup from a rescue shelter.

    Actually, I don’t know about a puppy–maybe an older greyhound would be better.

    Anyway, let me know I could probably make preparations within 10 days.

    (cheers)

  3. 51 · non-sequitur rob- by your [sic–it’s not my definition, it’s SC’s] South Carolina definition of lynching, “Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person shall constitute the crime of lynching in the first degree and shall be a felony” – it seems that lynching is inflicted upon the body of another person, -ie, not a dog. So your definition does not justify using the term lynching in this case.

    You have a weird baseline–why does the use of the term need to be “justified”? And, are you sure the word was “used,” as opposed to “mentioned”? In a pro-dog post, I don’t see what’s anything other than utterly natural about extending a pro-person statute to hypothetically cover a dog. That’s pro-dog, not anti-human.

  4. rob- Thanks for word-policing my post (use of word ‘justify’) so that I wouldnt pander to the thought police.

    I was just commenting that the SC statute you used (or mentioned?) to support the use (or the mentioning) of the word lynching is weak. Not whether the term is appropriate in a pro-dog context or not. I should have worded better, lest the long arm of the word police strike me down in fury.

  5. rob- Thanks for word-policing my post (use of word ‘justify’) so that I wouldnt pander to the thought police.

    Heh–good one–sorry if i seemed over-heated.

  6. Anna, how does this post have anything to do with anything brown? The nano-veil (man marries dog lead in) seems to be attempting to cover up a political (dis)-endorsement (i dont heart the huckabees).

    SM does not endorse or “dis-endorse”.

    I was struck by the similarity of “boy tortures/slaughters dog”…and the dissimilarity of the perps’ fates. I blogged the original story, read this and was reminded. If anything, musings posts do not always have as explicitly a brown angle or point. Perhaps you’ll excuse the “(10 -9) veil” due to that.

    At least it took 50 comments before someone felt the need to question me about it, though. I thought it was a bit more veiled than one billionth. 🙂

  7. didn’t romney put his family dog in luggage carrier on a road trip, because it sick and puking and pissing? My gut tells me that Obama is the kindest to animals, maybe followed by Edwards.

    you had a wolf-german shepherd hybrid? any pics? whats it like to train a wolf dog?

  8. Hopefully, Santa thinks I’ve been nice this year and brings me goodies

    I don’t know about Santa, but I like it when you’re naughty. Naughty boys get goodies too – a luscious tart.

  9. To ANNA or any other Indian Christian

    Do Indian Christians embrace Santa Claus and other American Christmas traditions or do they view those as foreign traditions?

    Do you guys sing American Christmas carols and make eggnog, etc.

    Or do your families try to keep your specific traditions from the old country “pure”.

    I realize it probbaly differs from family to family but what is the general trend?

  10. Im sorry anna, but it is a little hard to believe that SM does not do endorsments. What about all the attention being poured on to that Indian guy running for congress in minnesota. Also, what about the recent post spotlighting, obama’s indianess to the tune of some hindi song. SM might not come out openly endorse any candidates and reveal its leftist leanings, but its more than obvious about which candidates the SM bloggers prefer.

  11. Rob, there has been a LOT of commentary, including in the mainstream media, of why PETA’s ads were offensive and ineffective. It is dehumanizing and further degrading to people who have been persecuted on the basis of an identity to compare them to animals, which is what happens, whether that is the intent, when someone makes a comparison of this nature or PETA’s between gross injustices/crimes against humanity and violence towards animals. It is not a “unique and thoughtful” spin on a well-known phenomena — it turns sympathizers off to your message and creates offense when there normally may not be any.

    My comment on you “belittling” is in the context of previous comments — when it comes to “hot button” issues, particularly issues of race/racism, you often paint people who hold opposing views as illogical and/or ignorant. Normally I don’t say anything because you’re also a thoughtful and good-natured guy, and I like to assume that your comments sometimes come off patronizing because the internet is an imperfect medium. That said, I wasn’t quick to jump to anything. You wrote, “You only extended the notion of lynching from crime against “person” to crime against “dogs,” which seems natural in a non-legal post that’s pro-dog. I think one would have to strain pretty hard to take offence at that.” I responded that one would not have to strain hard to take offense. I know ANNA didn’t mean anything by it, but because she is thoughtful and reflective, I think it’s valuable to offer feedback when the use of a term is inappropriate.

    I don’t know why you are loath to accept that lynching, both the term and action, have a very specific definition. South Carolina’s statute is NOT broad, and neither are other comparable state statutes. If you go on to read the statute in the context of its legislative argument, I’m pretty sure you’ll find that the intent of the legislation has in mind a narrow definition of lynching. Why is that so difficult for you to accept? Were other groups of people, besides blacks, ethnic white minorities (e.g. Jews, Catholics), and white supporters of civil rights murdered in a systematic and broad way in the U.S.? The answer is no. There is a reason why lynching is called lynching, not hanging or murder or execution. I know that I’m not always perfect at this, but I think it’s important to use words, particularly loaded words, correctly.

    I don’t want to continue to pull the thread off-topic, so this is the last I’m going to post on whether it’s appropriate to use “lynch” in this story. Let’s discuss more interesting things, like whether this is nefarious or strange/cruel or both.

    HereWeGoAgain, your comment only has merit if you ignore the slew of coverage (+ and -) that desi Republicans have received. But I suppose it’s more convenient to pretend that coverage is overwhelmingly one-sided.

  12. I detest abuse in any form, whether it is a human life or other animal (especially a kind dog or cat).

    Did this guy who ended the dog’s life do it in self defence, or was it an accident, or was it to euthanize a suffering soul? I am not able to tell. I am sure the Boy Scout curriculum does not include killing dogs.

    (The only exception to my first statement is for spiders. Any spider that enters my abode will make a quick exit off this mortal coil. Spider bites, though rare, can be very dangerous and I have children constantly running around in the house. It’s purely self defense since trying to shoo them outside is a royal pain. Besides, Mother Nature has an abundant supply of that life form. Although there may be some varieties that are endangered, I guess. I never intentionally stomp on a spider outside, though.)

  13. I detest abuse and senseless killing in any form, whether it is directed at a human life or another animal life (especially a kind dog or cat).

    Did this guy who ended the dog’s life do it in self defence, or was it an accident, or was it to euthanize a suffering soul? I am not able to tell. I am sure the Boy Scout curriculum does not include killing dogs.

    (The only exception to my first statement is for spiders. Any spider that enters my abode will make a quick exit off this mortal coil. Spider bites, though rare, can be very dangerous and there are young kids constantly running around in the house after school ends. It’s purely self defense since trying to shoo them outside is a royal pain. Besides, Mother Nature has an abundant supply of that life form. Although there may be some varieties that are endangered, I guess. I never intentionally stomp on a spider outside, though.)

  14. Camille, Thanks for the response–I certainly share your sentiment that we shouldn’t take whatever disagreement we have on small points the wrong way. I’m tempted to leave it at that, but let me throw out one observation–you seem to be willing as an interpretive matter to stick with the legislative history of the SC anti-lynching statute (about which I’m not sure of the details, though I’d of course agree that historically speaking in the US lynching has been an overwhelmingly white-on-black crime) to conclude that it’s narrowly-focussed, rather than reading it as, as it appears on its face, as applying to a broad variety of mob violence. Fair enough. But then when it comes to the PETA ads, you’re not willing to go with the “intent” of PETA (I think you’d agree with me that that intent wasn’t to offend any human sub-groups (even if, as you argue, the effect was to offend them)) and you instead interpret the ads as comparing groups of humans to animals in moral worth, rather than going with what I take to be the intent of the ads, which is to say “just as X is obviously wrong,” so too is “Y treatment” of animals wrong. These issues of interpretation are, or course, notoriously difficult to resolve (and the inconsistency re: intent that I’m pointing out hardly proves you wrong, but does suggest that it’s a complicated topic), in short (or even long, on even life-long) missives, so please interpret me as saying “it’s not obvious that you’re right” rather than as me saying “you’re obviously wrong.” If I get a little heated at times I don’t mean to denigrate you (or anyone else), just to express my disagreement with a specific point. I’m certainly glad I have a couple of ABD cousins, or else I would have become convinced– between my DBD cousins and your responses to me on SM (I’m partly, but only partly, kidding)–that my combination of pro-PETA (not that I’m adamant about it or a fully observant veg.) and pro-Jindal views render me the personification of an ABCD! But, seriously, it’s all good Camille, look forward to future exchanges of views!

  15. By the way, it’s not just that torturing animals is a sign that someone may be dangerous in the sense you seem to mention as careless – it’s actually a sign that the person may turn out to be a psychopath – i.e. someone who lacks empathy and the understanding that other people exist and have feelings – i.e. the sort of person who can commit murder or serial killings, or if they’re very white collar, and smart, simply destroy peoples’ life savings or the like. i.e. someone you definitely want investigated and watched if they’re doing this sort of thing as a child – especially if they’ve done it more than once.

  16. People who are cruel to animals should be locked up for a long time- not so much as punishment but to protect society. There is a correlation between sadism toward animals and sadism toward people.

  17. By the way, it’s not just that torturing animals is a sign that someone may be dangerous in the sense you seem to mention as careless – it’s actually a sign that the person may turn out to be a psychopath – i.e. someone who lacks empathy and the understanding that other people exist and have feelings – i.e. the sort of person who can commit murder or serial killings

    I agree completely. In fact, if you follow the next-to-the-last-link that’s in my post, you’ll find that I was trying to say exactly that vs merely “careless”. It’s from the Humane Society, regarding the proclivity of such people to become serial killers, etc.

  18. 1/ people need to separate the philosophy of hinduism from superstitious beliefs of uneducated folk who are doing their best to make amends with their past grevious actions

    2/ killing a dog (any animal) to get our rocks off is just sick, we should all be so lucky as to marry someone as heartful as a dog, a dog is too good for these blokes.

    It’s interesting that hinduism considers dogs worthy of marriage, when the US (and the world in general) are still debating as to whether gay marriage is acceptable in the eye’s of God. What would (s)he, the almighty, say about this domestic partnership I wonder?

  19. I have a question… how can you possibly hang a dog in self-defense? You don’t just accidentally hang someone. It’s almost always premeditated, unless, of course, you’re coincidentally next to a fully equipped gallows. There was some amount of thought that went into that.

    While I completely agree that you can’t always blame the parents for what their children do, I do think, however, that the parents are responsible for their own actions. The fact that Mike Huckabee tried to cover up what his son did, and pretend that it never happened, is, to put it frankly, damning.