Oh, we zimbly HAVE to play the caption game with the picture below. It was thoughtfully submitted via a tip to our news tab from Msichana (thanks!)
Granny, get your gun: Ladies of the Village Defense Committee squeeze off a few AK-47 bursts during training by the Indian army in Sariya, India. [SFgate]
I don’t mean to make light of serious issues like empowering women or self defense and I wish I didn’t have to explicitly declare that in my post, but there you go, in case you needed me to do so. Having reluctantly typed all that, I will return to the gleeful state I was in when I first gazed at this– what a capture! Now you all caption away. π
Previous editions of caption-palooza: onnu, rendu, moonu, naalu…
get avay from my daughter. no s*x please. were indian.
Die mother-in-law, die!!
M. Nam
Saalay, tere ko ab nani yaad ayegi. Hey wait a sec, that’s me!
This is the most strange Axl concert that I have been to…
If I told you once, I told you a 100 times — ” I HAVE A HEADACHE TONIGHT”
“Tumne mere parathe khaye hain, ab goli kha “
(Fans of Sholay will get this one!)
Sorry for no caption, I forgot it was caption-time with no commentary needed! π
Betta, Thanks you for sending me to fun vacation. I am enjoy all outdoor activities. Please tell bahu that she better not fuck with me when I get back. Luv, Mummy
Soldiers: “Suckers!” [Note to self: don’t give the wife one.”]
Ok, Mr Richard Gere, your dance class starts now!
My grandma can kick your grandma’s ass.
So my dupatta clashes with my kameez, eh?
why don’t they make pink colored AK-47’s?
Still constipated, dear?
shit! this gun doesn’t match with my dress
“Shoot, don’t talk.”
“Shoot first, ask questions later.” “OK.” BLAM “What is the capital of Lithuania?”
You can have my AK-47 when you pry it from my old arthritic fingers.
That’s why we didn’t include the quote you found– and inserted a disclaimer. π
Sarla, you get his left bicep. I’ll get his right leg – luckily he isn’t wearing his shirt. Alright Mr Salman, not so ‘deer’ are you now? Buck up!
Remember – short, controlled bursts.
reference to original
Γ’β¬Εare you sure this is the best way to find a nice boy for my daughter?Γ’β¬Β
Hum dho, humare dho.
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat!
Hum ek, Meri dho.
Family planning, Kashmiri ishtyle.
“This is so much more fun than setting her(daughter-in-law) on fire.”
“Payback’s a bitch” (Women to their mothers-in-law)
And India looks set once again to sweep the shooting events at the Commonwealth Games, which it hosts in 2010.
Tu mere samnay, mere tere samnay.
Bang!Bang! Chitty!
Aaj tu neeche…
MoorNam + BadIndianGirl: yours are my faves, for now.
B.I.G., I liked yours so much, it’s my away message. π
Aww, A N N A. Thanks!
This is my rifle. There may be others like it. But this one is mine.
You pull gun, you shoot. “Please mister, be good boy”: No. You shoot, you kill. Yes?
With it I shall shoot. When I shoot, I shoot to kill. Take no prisoners.
Ok, I’ve shot them. Now can I become a MLA?
“It’s TelUgu, not TelEgu.”
“And then you two drop down and act like flowers, and she can hide behind a tree.”
“Hello, 911. I just shot and killed my mother-in-law by accident! Help!”
“Calm down, ma’am! First make sure she’s dead.”
BLAM
“OK, now what?”
After birth control, Indians discussion now turns to gun control.
And then the swayamvara for the sikh quintuplets turns into a shootout..
take that, you sari wearers! salwar kameezes rule! down with shashi tharoor!
Say “drill that girl” again HMF. Say it. I dare you.
Make cheap dolls of my fav guru, will ya, neighbour?
Mr Chang … meet my little friend … Mr Bang!
Wow, best caption game EVER. π
What’s my name bhenchodh? Say it! Say it!
Ashwini Kaur-47
And the bollywood writers/producers/directors were lined up at dawn, asked to perform their favourite caricatures and summarily shot.
“The last meetup ROCKED, more pics to follow”
Not a caption, just incredulity: Village Defense Committees? Villagers given Kalashnikovs by the army? Are we in Vietnam?
Proposal to Mr. Cowen: Grant us your $1,000 and we’ll demonstrate gun ownership reduces crime in our village.
After enduring much ridicule from her male colleagues for bad aim, Ashwini Kaur realized she had been closing the wrong eye.
Older women demonstrated against the recent decision by the Maharastrian government to reward younger couples with a second honeymoon.
AARP members fought tooth and nail against Medicare’s proposed move to curtail dental and ungual insurance.
“No No. You must let it boil for 5 minutes, then add the tumeric, taste is better”
Sartaj Singh laughed nervously. ‘I might have created a monster.’
Should have worn ear plugs, I believe.