It is comforting to note that in these times of terror, hard-headed businessmen still make their investment decisions undeterred by threat. My newest hero is that Titan of Industry, the Captain of Capitalism, Laxmi Mittal. It seems that the world’s richest Indian is increasing his investment in India-na:
Mittal Steel Co. plans to begin a $10 million expansion of research and development laboratories in East Chicago. The first phase, to start this week, would add 22,000 square feet to a laboratory. It is expected to be completed within a year. The company is based in the Netherlands, but its U.S. operations are run from Chicago. [Link]
This announcement came the day after it was revealed that India-na is the state in the union most densely populated with potential terrorist targets:
Indiana, with 8,591 potential terrorist targets, had 50 percent more listed sites than New York (5,687) and more than twice as many as California (3,212), ranking the state the most target-rich place in the nation. [Link]
That’s 11% of all targets on the National Asset Database. This is a state so hated by terrorists that even a rural popcorn factory with five employees is considered a target! Clearly Mittal is a man of steel, a hombre without fear, somebody who does not blanch even in the face of terrorists as confused as Christopher Columbus. Who needs Hanu-man, Indian Super-man, a brown Justice League, or any other Indian superheroes when we have a Mittal-man of our own ?
No, I’m not mocking Mittal. I’m just being silly. All this tragedy has addled my brain.
Joking aside.
I spend a fair bit of time for work in Gary and East Chicago and I have not seen places in this country as depressed (not Youngstown, OH; not Bushwick, NY; not the port areas of Baltimore; not even Compton and Long Beach).
Thanks to Mittal re-investing in the steel industry there (which is not to say that other may not have done the same thing), there has been a marked improvement in the fortunes of these towns in the past two or three years. In cities that in hte early part of this decade had 45% unemployment rates, people are very grateful to Mittal to get the “plants running again”. Its quite something to see.
Ironically, as much as India is vilified for “taking American jobs”, if not for the increased demand for capital goods in India and China, heavy industry here would be dead as a doornail.
Hari – is he running any of the mills there? This announcement was only about an R&D facility …
Really, it should be Southasiania. Capital, Southasianapolis.
And its high time Gary, Southasiana, was renamed. Its named after foreigenr, alien, despoiler and invader Elbert H. Gary of Wheaton, Illinois. (Spoorlam will fill you in on his wickedness). It’s original name is Calumet, and should be spelled Kalloomet, just to be confusing.
Where the hell is Spoorlam anyway!
Maybe SpoorLam is actually Laxmi Mittal, and is too busy to comment right now?
Ennis –
I think he’s already running most of the mills there.
When you drive past the old U.S. Steel facility on Lake Michigan (as beautiful a sight as you will ever see)has Mittal in large blue letters emblazoned there, and his picture and name is all over time
Hari
Funny – I’ve never noticed it. Can you see it from the highway?
Interesting. They’ve been in India-na for longer than I realized:
They’re the leading steel producer in North America? I didn’t know that either.
Ennis, such snark — how do you know that Indiana hasn’t been secretly infiltrated by subversive sleeper types who hate our freedom? That’d just maintain the element of surprise — sleeper types are very sneakly like that. And besides there’s a real danger here about which you are being very nonchalant — after all, popcorn explodes….
Good Post Ennis. For me, the move by Laksmi Mittal is a big slap on the face of islamic terrorists. We need more positive role models like Mittal.
boys, if this is satire i dont get it. surely you realize the decision for the expansion was made several months ago – the takeover was publicized once the greybeards were let go, the loyalists were ready to come on board and the big old ribbon was put up for a photo op. if the “terrorist target” news was a revelation, this info wouldnt have been available to the bean counters for the risk assessment.
Laxmi Mittal is a sign of the future.
A man of steel.
An Indian man of steel.
I shall make myself in his image.
And Indian man with balls of steel.
With saffron balls of steel.
Hail
ArcelorMogambo!i just like to know what hair system he uses. it’s FLAWLESS.
He’s got titanium hair!
hairy_d, you’re always so grumpy before your first coffee.
Ennis –
I see it on the road Lakshore Drive becomes going from downtown Chicago to Merrillville and Gary.
Hari