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p>Speaking of cell phones and sweet, sweet looowe, it used to be that desi parents could track your nefarious romantic activities via phone bills, but only until you went off to college. Now they can track who you’re dating right now simply by buying your cell phone bill– and it’s all totally legal:
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The Chicago Police Department is warning officers their cell phone records are available to anyone — for a price. Dozens of online services are selling lists of cell phone calls… In some cases, telephone company insiders secretly sell customers’ phone-call lists to online brokers, despite strict telephone company rules against such deals, according to Schumer. And some online brokers have used deception to get the lists from the phone companies, he said. “Though this problem is all too common, federal law is too narrow to include this type of crime…” [Link]
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p>Ennis says it even happened to former presidential candidate Wes Clark:
… this morning AMERICAblog bought former presidential candidate, and former Supreme Allied Commander of NATO… General Wesley Clark’s cell phone records for one hundred calls made over three days in November 2005, no questions asked… All we needed was General Clark’s cell phone number and our credit card… [AMERICABlog, a liberal blog]
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p>As this becomes widely known, it’s not just police informers, cheating spouses and leaking politicians who need to worry. With desi culture’s open-door, no-privacy social contract, it’s also desi teens living out their Heer-Ranjha stories. Maybe keyloggers, spy viruses and purchased cell phone bills will begin showing up as the new villains in the movies.
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manish, you’re the best writer here. you said lowe.
Manish, as usual you are seeing the big picture and missing the most important detail. 🙂 This means that people can buy OUR phone records. The Mutiny could be completely unraveled. My cell phone is like a NOC list of the who’s who in the North Dakota underground.
Abhi, nice feint. Don’t tell ’em we use Skype 😉
Every time you guys refer to the ND HQ, I smile thinking of my approx. 20 North Dakotan friends (whom I jokingly refer to as the entire population of the state).
aizaz, lowe is often in the air at the Mutiny. 😉
My cock is so big that I pass out when I jack off because of the blood rushing into my throbbing tool. My doctor says there’s nothing I can do about it, I just have a giant monster cock and I can’t whack it.
What the hell am I going to do?