Sofia Hayat’s wisecrack

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A London TV presenter and former Bollywood Star contestant upstaged Nicole Kidman at the UK premiere of The Interpreter last month. Not only was Sofia Hayat not wearing any underwear, she decided to prove it. One can only admire her dedication to the scientific method. Click to see picture (marginally NSFW).

Bollywood Star was yet another Pop Idol ripoff, this one in summer ’04:
… Bollywood Star is a four-part series following Channel 4’s search for the first British Bollywood star: an unknown who will go on to win the prize of a lifetime – a part in a Bollywood movie, directed by acclaimed director Mahesh Bhatt.

I hear Hayat is expanding from TV into politics. Yes, she’s been nominated for a position in Britain’s rump cabinet. Unlike most politicians, she lets her better half do the talking.

25 thoughts on “Sofia Hayat’s wisecrack”

  1. I don’t know if I am alone in my opinion, but I find the buttcrack to be a total turnoff. Show me cleavage, show me a covered ass, show me a cameltoe.. but for heaven’s sake, don’t show me a buttcrack!

    I could be the minority here though.

  2. Somehow I feel that the shade yellow used doesn’t go to well with the blue.

  3. The outfit leaves much to be desired, at least from this angle. To be somewhat fascistic about this: the blue, yellow, and black bra strap don’t go together all that well, she seems to have too much makeup on, and of course her a$$ crack is showing.

    Click on the first link that manish provided and you can see her looking fly in a real outfit.

  4. fighting the overwhelmingly reflexive urge to make a Sir Mix-A-Lot themed quote

  5. Crass – what’s up with SM? C’mon if anyone wanted to see derrieres they’d be looking at other sites. Besides – this woman looks really ugly

  7. I totally agree with Lionel. I don’t want to be at work and have pictures of asses populate the screen when I visit SM.

  8. runnerwallah – then you ought not to open SM at work ! I personally thank SM for this !

  9. The blue and yellow look smashing together as they are both contrasting colors yet of the same intensity in terms of shade. The black bra strap showing looks horrible. There is no need to wear a bra with that type of top-piece as usually that is tight enough itself to act like a bra. Same with her outfit in the first pic. The black bra is showing again and does not look good. No need of a bra with such a tight bodice those Indian outfits usually have.

    Her face is not appealing, though her figure in the second pic (butt showing one) is. In the first pic where she wears Indian style clothing she looks too skinny.

    Colored contacts look cheesy on just about anyone (first pic).

    I’d take Catherine Zeta Jones fully clothed over her any day. Or Madhuri Dixit.

  11. Say no to crack!

    that dress would be awesome if a) they’d finished it b) instead of no panties, she’d opted for no bra.

  13. I personally have no problem with ass as a whole: a nekked ass can be a very beautiful thing. There’s something that totally turns me off about a partially revealed crack, though I can’t pinpoint it. I think it may have something to do with reminding me of similar, less attractive situations.

  14. If she hadnt dressed like that, would we be talking abt her? If this was what she intended, looks like she was successful.

    Does the small sample above indicate that guys likey and girls dont likey? me likey

  15. Visit her website to get a taste of her fans love. They seem to have taken down all the death threats made by young overexcited religious boys and girls affronted by her harlotry.

    You can also click on health & beauty for Sofia’s account and vivid description of her colonic irrigation.

    I have tried a colonic before, but I decided to have 2 in 2 weeks. I have found a good place in Croydon which is very good. Frances is a practice nurse at the Freed Clinic, who has trained in colonic hydrotherapy. She put me at ease and I felt no discomfort. A tube is inserted in your bottom, with lubrication of some sort. Water is then slowly added to it, which then starts to go in and out of your bottom. You do get the feeling that you want to go for a number 2, which you do in the tube. It is a weird feeling doing a number 2 on your back, but it is well worth it. I lost 4 ponds of crap, literally, and my stomach is flat again. Colonics are not just for flat tummies, but also for good skin, and digestive disorders like constipation. I also found out I have mild candida.
  17. You do get the feeling that you want to go for a number 2, which you do in the tube. It is a weird feeling doing a number 2 on your back, but it is well worth it. I lost 4 ponds of crap, literally, and my stomach is flat again.

    Urrrghhhh… thanks for that picture! I am now permanently scarred.

  19. I think she is soo hot, checked out her website. She has done a british movie as well.

    Well, you r right that she did it for attention and got the whole world talking…clever

    she looks a bit like j-lo meets salma hayek but with killer curves

  22. There’s something inherently wrong with showing off your bare ass and talking about taking a four pound crap on the same website.

  23. You know what I feel really sorry for this girl because she ACTUALLY thinks she looks good. And her so-called friends let her walk out like that!! The girl needs therapy!! Cover your ass, cover your body and cover your face!! We have seen enough!!!

  24. Hot… she is very confident about herself…Love the ass crack.. I enjoy it! keep it up….Kept me up!

  25. fk tha haters gurl you look fly ! your really pretty and you got a nice ass, that dress looks sexy ! your ass crack is hot Sofia !