Meet Dell-jit

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Michael Dell personally opened a campus for his eponymous computer company in Mohali, a suburb of Chandigarh, today. The campus will house both sales and support:

The company employs more than 7,000 people in India, its largest work force outside the United States…. “Certainly the scale of India is pretty awe-inspiring,” [said Michael Dell]. Dell has one call center in the southern city of Hyderabad and another in India’s technology capital, Bangalore… [News.com]

Dell Inc., which had revenues of over $45 billion last year, would be the first major company to set up its centre in the Quark City complex being built here… by [a] software giant – Quark. Many other leading IT and software companies from India and abroad are expected to locate at the Quark City complex that is being planned with office spaces, residential areas, complete underground parking, 100 percent power backup and a lively entertainment area with shopping malls and multiplexes. [ToI]

We welcome Dell to the land of sardars in shades on scooters with sidesaddle Sikhnis, wax-tipped moustaches and mooli parantha. And we offer this unsolicited advice: the 12-step program for keeping your Punjabi workers happy is, the dhaba should be no more than 12 steps away.

7 thoughts on “Meet Dell-jit”

  1. Its about time Punjab began bringing investment in like this. Chandigarh is a lovely city and has the kind of infrastructure and civic pride that makes it a modern metropolis. It has a good University and Punjab needs to keep up with the IT boom and attract these kinds of projects and employers.

  2. Punjabis blow. Trying to define desi culture with their riff-raff music and movies. Good to see them put their brains to some good use for once.

  4. Whats that whining noise and flatulent monstrosity?

    Oh thats the sound of insecure Punjabi-Haters blowing [insert obscenity here]

    Trying to cuss Punjabis with their low-class prejudices and half witted insecurities, fatuous bigotry and inferiority complexes ;-D

    balle balle

    Apna Punjab Hove

    (Just chill man you sound like one of these tight-assed polyester pant wearing geeks with halitosis, its only a joke, and if you are non of the above, no need to be offended)

    ;-D