“Suicide Girl” to die for

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Alternative community/pin-up site Suicide Girls features a blog and photo collection from a U.K.-based desi named “India” (NSFW). She’s an aspiring mathematician, and daydreams about numbers:

FANTASY: to solve one of the clay institutes seven prize math problems (http://www.claymath.org/millennium/)…

First Navi Rawat, and now “India.” When did math become the new black? One thing’s for sure — she shouldn’t have any trouble finding an algorithmically-inclined South Asian suitor. Oh, and for the record, I was on Suicide Girls in order to read a scintillating interview with the always-hilarious David Cross.

19 thoughts on ““Suicide Girl” to die for”

  2. Oh, and for the record, I was on Suicide Girls in order to see some T&A. I met a black girl named ‘India’ and a Spanish girl named ‘India’, but never an Indian girl named ‘India’, if that is her real name. The David Cross special playin’ on ‘On Demand’ a couple of months was laff-e-rific.

  3. If I’m not mistaken, there are a handful of suicide desis. One of them was dark-complexioned and quite handsome to look at.

    The inner g33k compels me to point out a possible wink to great number theorist, Srinivasa Ramanujan, in the naming of Navi Rawat’s Numb3rs character.

  4. Doh! Good catch. I’ll meticulously rifle through all of the profiles, for the sake of accurate reporting. Although, it is hard to tell if someone is South Asian in some cases.

  5. There is a girl named India in “Gone with the Wind.” “Chyna” is also a name I’ve heard a few times.

  6. First Navi Rawat, and now “India.” When did math become the new black?

    Yes, from 2005BC to 2005AD and from Abel to Zygmund, math is where the beautiful people are at.

  7. Actually from my experience, a majority of the beautiful girls in engineering schools at least are in MGT not MATH 😉

    Which is not to say that MATH isn’t the most beautiful subject ever.

  8. anna quite hatin on india. just coz you’ve never visited india (ok maybe u have), doesn’t mean that you should hate on india coz i mean we all want to go to india and be inside one of her states at one point in time just to learn the local lingo and see the sights

    /bad pun

    Apple, man… sigh…

  10. uh…yeah. THAT’S it. brilliant deduction, simon. and you know that ANNA feels this way because…? i mean, if it’s one thing the girl obviously wants to be, it’s an alternative porn star. whatevs.

  11. Dear Apul,

    Enjoy hell.

    Love, God

    P.S. Everyone else that looks at naked photos will go to hell too!

  12. Dear Apul,

    Nevermind previous poster, keep up the good work!

    Love,

    um your friend?

    P.S. Any other tips?

  13. “…Oh, and for the record, I was on Suicide Girls in order to see some T&A.”

    Not me, man, I was there to read the articles.

  15. Here’s what one of India’s fans says about her:

    Zui said onAugust 09 2004 10:03PMI really really love middle eastern women.. so of course when I saw India was a SG I wet my panties.

    I masterbate offten to her nakedness.

    zui

    Middle Eastern?

  16. Dear God,

    I live in Los Angeles. Hell will be a piece of cake.

    Love, Apul

    P.S. If you possess any naked photos of celebrities, politicians, gay rodeo clowns, or Rishi Sharma, please feel free to send them my way.

  19. Hey Apple, I think I can help your request for the…

    hey!!!

    …politicians? have some class man! Now I have these disturbing pictures of certain people with banjos you might find interesting…