Nancy Gandhi quotes a Hindu article offering advice to Indian’s finding themselves in the US for the first time

Americans are fussy about personal cleanliness. Body odour makes them shudder in disgust. Personal care products such as shampoos, deodorants, dental floss and mouthwash are multi billion dollar industries. Put these down on your shopping list and use them liberally and frequently…

My favorite one would cure some of the giggles I had when visiting my cousins in India back in the day & helping ’em on their school work –

Don’t ask for a rubber, what you want is an eraser.